Do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself?
I love showing tricks to little kids.
They’re all like:
“How did you do that?”
And you’re just like:
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
In Order of the Phoenix, when Molly Weasley tries to defeat a boggart, it transforms into each of her family members in turn, including the twins. But they appear together, because not even in her worst nightmares did she imagine Fred and George being separated.
via laugh-addict





